Sometimes I have something to say, but will never get around to actually writing or sending the letters.    Dear Channel 4, Please stop using the new Daft Punk album on all of your shows and commercials.  I really like that album and would like it to stay uncontaminated by overusage.  I can no longer listen to Fatboy Slim or Moby because I associate all of their songs with Channel 4 programs.  It would be great to not have the same thing happen to Daft Punk.  Thanks.   Dear George Bush Junior, I've been pretty underwhelmed with you the few times I've met you, but I'm glad you haven't fucked things up as much as I thought you would in your first 100 days.  I mean, you make it a lot more embarrassing to be an American abroad, but you haven't started a war... yet.  So, I guess thank you for that.  But I've got my eye on you boy.   Dear Harris County District Court, I no longer live in Houston, please stop calling me up for jury duty.   Dear General Mills, You've changed the recipe for Lucky Charms since I was a kid.  I think.  Or is it me?  There may just be too many marshmallows in it now.  It's not the same.    Dear Geri Halliwell, Just stop it. Go away.   Dear Marks and Spencers, Thank you for carrying mangoes, but £2.29?  Cut me some slack bro!   Dear "Look North" weatherman, It's starting to heat up a little bit now, maybe it's time for you to take your shirt off again.  Remember when you presented the weather by a swimming pool in just your tie to show how hot it was?  I liked that.   Dear Reader, I haven't gone away... I've got a few journal updates for the end of April, which I'll add in the next couple of days.