This is what the chipmunks did to last week's Guardian:

And I think that this will be the fate of all future Julie Burchill articles that have the misfortune of landing on my doorstep.  (americans: jb similar to rush limbaugh)

Tonight I can't sleep because my friend Keiran is going to NYCity for two weeks.  I really need a holiday of my own to get excited about now.  Though I know some people who think that I'm already on holiday...

As soon as you move there Big D, I'll be there in a New York minute.

listening to:  DJ Honda - "H2"