I bought a pair of Converse today.  I wore those shoes through my adolescence, so it's strange putting on a pair as an adult. They were cheap where I got them, so that made my mind up. Now if only I can wear them without feeling like a wrestler, a mexican wrestler.  Soy la muchacha que desgasta las zapatas del luchador.  Or something like that.  My next shoe purchase will be more girly and probably involve some sort of heel. 

"Will you ever grow up?" asks Nigel.

Probably not.