Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
family values makes you dangerous, but we can
count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
if you become too high profile.


What threat to the Bush administration are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

All it took was a $.25 lollipop to rip out half my tooth and cost hundreds of dollars of dental work. I had been looking for such a long time for caramel apple pops too. They usually only have them at Halloween, but my mom found some old melty ones at W*l-M*rt. It was probably the meltiness of the caramel which helped them form a seal on my tooth to rip it off easier. $700 later I have learned the lesson that I am too old to eat lollipops. Now to contact Scirex about my wisdom teeth. They'll give me $200 to take them out and all I have to do is take some experimental pain killers.