i grew up in norfolk, virginia, and texas now i live in england with my honey nigel my favorite ice cream is sticky toffee pudding and blue bell i would love to go to japan my favorite flavor if jell-o pudding is pistachio my secret shame is my mobile phone i've got two clever chipmunks if i could have any job i'd be an anthropologist i like texas and i also like england alright jordan's cappuccino crunch raisin bran is my fave american one apple jacks are ok too i have three swatches Joseph Cotton is my favorite actor i love scooters and will buy a Vespa someday (soon?) i've never broken any bones which is a surprise since i'm so clumsy my least favorite word is "stump" Budvar is the best beer, not to be confused with Budweiser which is swill Stoney Creek Vanilla Porter, and Pyramid Apricot Ale are also my favorite, but you can't get that here, so lets not talk about it i wish i was good at a basketball when i was 16 i won a trophy for karate, and a yellow belt my fave magazines are adbusters, scoot, bust, and beer frame i miss shopping at Fiesta in the middle of the night with Dennis i miss a lot of things about Austin there is a small collection of stuffed monkeys and apes in my room you'll never catch me with white socks or khakhi trousers on or nikes my biggest fear is of flying or of insects flying at my face... my favorite politicians are Anne Richards and Bill Clinton and my favorite child behavioral theorist is Vygotsky i will never set foot in another junior high when i was a child my mom made me eat hominy, and i will never forgive her for it in high school i had a pet rooster named Zeus and a hampster named Orpheus

i'm a cat person i was a music snob, but not anymore... well, maybe no, i don't know JR nor do i give a damn about 'dallas' and i'm not from canada if i could be anywhere right now it would be alaska i'm passionate about music and films i'm a sucker for sanrio i love the Alamo for the gift shop my goal is to never be on tv i love children but babies still scare me i don't think robbie williams is sexy at all my favorite holiday is halloween i'm an aries in the morning i'm nothing before coffee i make great tex mex, but not much else i'm an only child i have a bachelor of science in education (yes, a BSE) i would choose drew barrymore to play me in a movie or Chloe Sevigny (meow!) in elementary school i played soccer in a team called the greenie meanies now to me soccer usually represents xenophobia i'll never choose to wear contacts over glasses i can type 55 wpm sushi is my comfort food i oppose the death penalty i probably have too many kinder egg toys i'd like to come back as an otter most chocolates don't make the grade i have two tattoos i'm always in search of good coffee